Healthy Quotations for Healthy People

Posted by admin | Health and You | Wednesday 28 July 2010 1:59 am

Healthy Quotations for Healthy PeopleWant to get rid of sedentary lifestyle and join the league of healthy people? If yes, these healthy quotations for healthy people will help you in more than just a way.

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.  – Author Unknown

I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth’s gravitational pull has become since 1990.  – Dave Barry

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.  – Herbert B. Prochnow

I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades.  I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds.  By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.  - Erma Bombeck

When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away.  But first I spray them with Raid so I won’t dig them out of the garbage later.  Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn’t taste that bad.  – Janette Barber

In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.  – Benjamin Franklin

It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren’t so handy in the refrigerator.  – Hugh Allen

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information:  french-fried potatoes are out.  - Jean Kerr

Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.  - Robert Quillen

I bought a talking refrigerator that said “Oink” every time I opened the door.  It made me hungry for pork chops.  – Marie Mott

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